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Rethinking Investing: Common-Sense Rules for Uncommon Times

The first lesson is: you don’t know what you think you know.

See: Let go of what you think you know

 

Starbucks: harbinger of financial doom?

GOOD Sheet: It’s the Economy, Stupid!

One Way To Make Money In Today’s Market

Buy a nice collectible Chevy Camaro or a Dodge Challenger. With a new Camaro and new Challenger coming out this year, the old ones are sure to go up in value.

Hot Wheels: Ultimate Bling Thing?

6 of the world’s greatest missing treasures

A safe investment? Certainly not in old cars/motorcycles, right?

Collector Cars and the Financial Meltdown

6 Notable Goldman Sachs Alums (Who Made Their Mark Elsewhere)

The brokers with hands on their faces blog

the economy, as seen by marc johns

Endearingly egocentric comment of the week

Investment Series Preview: The “Good Bye and F__k You” Letter

Will Rogers talks to the bankers: keynote roast from 1924

Brown Monday: open thread on today’s economic panic.

Homosexuals should carry warning tattoos, says London Stock Exchange chaplain

Stock Market, The Ride T-Shirt

10 American Financial Meltdowns in the Past Century

Flea Market Funk

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Stock Tweets for Stock Twits

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Stock Twits is a tool for searching stock tweets on twitter. It’s a nifty idea and a fine feat of programming (prefixing a ticker symbol with $ indexes the and adds a chart to the tweet.) Cool. Unfortunately, the tool is only as good as the tweets, and from what I’ve seen the tweets are for twits. Nothing but noise and probably more than a little nefariousness.

I can’t think of a better tool for taking advantage of a bunch of stock twits with the old pump and dump. It goes like this: tweeter-dee builds a following by convincing people he’s a trading guru, tweeter-dee buys stock in a small illiquid company, tweeter-dee tweets about said company, twitter-dumb buys the stock and runs up the price, tweeter-dee sells his stock profiting on the run up,  leaving tweeter-dee holding the tweet.

The strategy is generally illegal, except that there’s a giant loophole. If you tell people you bought the stock, then you’re in the clear. If your twitterers are big enough twits they’ll still fall for it, but of course they will because they’re twitter-dumb and tweeter-dee is their guru coming to take them to the promise land.

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Great (and not so great) Speculations

Cosby sweaters to raise money for charity

How ‘bout someone just donate the sweaters to good will and give the charity money. Who would want one of those 80s sweaters, Cosby or no Cosby?

Will someone please tell Kirk Kerkorian that he’s an old fart. The billionaire turned 91 last Friday and he’s going after Ford. At 91 can he really have big plans for the company, or does he just like fucking with people and buying incredibly big ass shit just to blow peoples minds?

Hording gasoline qualifies as a not so great speculation.

Gas hoarding eyed as cause of Dartmouth apartment fire –SouthCoastToday.com via BoingBoing.net via Consumerist

If you want to lock in gas prices, try buying a futures contract, or you could have just bought a Chrysler.

A new book about Michelangelo has an asking price of $155,000, no original artwork, just one seriously fancy ass book.

Buffett’s big bet –Fortune

Will a collection of hedge funds, carefully selected by experts, return more to investors over the next 10 years than the S&P 500?

That question is now the subject of a bet between Warren Buffett, the CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, and Protégé Partners LLC, a New York City money management firm that runs funds of hedge funds - in other words, a firm whose existence rests on its ability to put its clients’ money into the best hedge funds and keep it out of the underperformers.

Wine as commodity –Gaping Void

This is a comic, but the included commentary considering the magnitude of competition in the wine business begs the of whether or not today’s wines will ever be collectible. Collectibles get that way when people don’t think to collect the item when it’s created. Stamp collectible on something and it’s sure to never be.

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Fed Flap: When in doubt, blame it on Greenspan

Greenspan, `Master of Garblements,’ Fares Poorly in Book on Fed –Blooomberg

None of these chairmen comes off well here. Greenspan, “the master of garblements,” fares the worst. His “skill in presenting imprecise, sometimes near-meaningless, conflicting, yet learned-sounding views won him over-the-top adulation for his insights and abilities,” Auerbach writes.

These evasions and deceptions allowed Greenspan to avoid accountability, which is the thrust of Auerbach’s critique. The Fed has 19 decision makers — seven governors in Washington and 12 regional bank presidents. They are accountable to no one.

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If only Bear Stearns had this a couple years ago…

Word Problems for Future Hedge Fund Managers –McSweeney’s

1. Dick has $1 million. Jane has $1 million. If Dick and Jane both give their $1 million to T. Boone, how many millions will he claim he can turn it into?

2. On his way home from school, Kyle stops to buy a candy bar. It costs 69 cents. How much change should Kyle get back if he pays for the candy with a $1,000,000,000 bill?

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Wonder Twins Save us from Sub-Prime Stooges

wondertwins What the wonder twins would take the form of if they were sent to correct the subprime mortgage crisis –McSweeney’s

Take two of the three stacks of money you find in there. Leave one. That will confuse the insurance guy. He’s not going to know whether it was an inside job or not. If it’s a real theft, why not take all the money? Maybe someone’s sending a message. Then get back to the supply closet and back to the basement of the shoe store. By now, the manager will have locked up. Kelly put some food in the basement refrigerator for you. There’s a cot, too. Oh, and beer. Have one to celebrate.

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Corporate Sleaze: doesn’t get much sleazier than this

Broadcom Co-Founder Faces Conspiracy and Drug Charges -NYT

Federal officials unsealed one indictment Thursday alleging co-founder Henry T. Nicholas III of chip maker Broadcom Corp. spiked the drinks of technology executives and customer representatives with ecstasy and maintained a warehouse for ecstasy, cocaine and methamphetamine.

A second indictment unsealed Thursday accuses him of conspiracy, securities fraud and other violations relating to stock options backdating while he was CEO.

What others have to say about it:

Sex, Drugs, and Options Backdating –Portfolio

Juicy tidbits about from indictment of Broadcom founder –Boing Boing

Nicholas indictment also alleges prostitutes, mile-high drug use –LA Times

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Great Speculations: father knows best

Panos Bethanis Went $4.5 million in the Hole to Buy Back His Company –Inc.

He had founded the company five years earlier but had sold a majority stake to a pair of venture capital firms in 2005. Now, with the company struggling, Bethanis saw an opportunity to get his company back.

For Bethanis, then 31, regaining control of DirectoryM was partly a matter of pride. Though he still had a 3 percent stake and a seat on the board, the investors had removed him from the CEO post, leaving him with no meaningful management role. In fact, he had started a new company, Interaction Media Group, or IMG, that offered a similar product. Now he wanted to combine the two companies, which he believed would speed IMG’s growth but would cost a bucket of money and pose big risks.

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The Introspective Speculator: Vicious Cycle

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Lord knows I’ve been stuck in this vortex many a time.

Related reading:

Sleeping and Trading –Daily Speculations

Briefly Speaking, from Victor Niederhoffer –Daily Speculations

There are many speculators who have an inclination to trade during night hours. Such behavior exposes one to the possibility of premature death, according to a study of Penev et al "chronic circadian desynchronization…".

Seth Roberts’ fascinating self-experiments –Boing Boing links to Aether

…for a long time Roberts had a problem with his sleep. He woke too early, could not go back to sleep, and then was tired in the morning. He tried different ways to cure this problem until, through a combination of coincidence, experiment and analysis of the data, he discovered an expected correlation: his problem disappeared when he skipped breakfast. He cured his early awakening by not eating until 11 a.m.

The idea that skipping breakfast may reduce early awakening was, wrote Roberts, "a new idea in sleep research." Strangely, Roberts was not hungry in the wee hours when he was troubled by early awakening, which lead him to suspect that it was not discomfort that roused him, but rather some glitch in his sleep cycle caused by anticipation of food.

Mentally Ill, or Just Tired? –Utne Reader

Missing a night’s sleep can cause people’s brains to act like they have a psychiatric illness, according to the New Scientist. The lack of sleep can disrupt the parts of the brain that control people’s emotions and fear. It’s similar to the type of brain disruption associated with depression and post-traumatic stress disorder.

It’s Not Sleep, But It’ll Do –Utne Reader

The toughest time to fall asleep is often when you really need to. Not getting enough sleep can lead to short-term memory loss, impairing skills needed in high-stress situations. The problem is that high-stress situations can make it very difficult to get to sleep. Scientists at Columbia University and the New York State Psychiatric Institute think they’ve found a way to help.

When Clocks Go Bad: Neurobehavioural Consequences of Disrupted Circadian Timing –PLoS Genetics

The correct functioning of the endogenous circadian clock enables organisms to anticipate daily environmental changes and temporally modify behavioral and physiological functions appropriately. All organisms maintain a large number of physiological variables (sleep-wake cycle, locomotor activity, temperature regulation, water/food intake, and levels of circulating hormones) under control of the circadian clock. There are well-known consequences of disrupted circadian function outside of the brain; metabolism, reproduction, and even longevity can be adversely affected when the means of determining time of day are altered at a molecular level.

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Upside Down

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By Jessica Hagy over at Indexed.

This makes a nice lead in for a realization I’ve had about the sub-prime fiasco and the housing markets, adding to what The New Yorker had to say in Home Economics back in March.

A few years ago a lot of economists and financial experts, including Alan Greenspan were warning that sub-prime loans were going to be a problem. They were right in that the mortgage market is now a mess. But they were almost unanimously wrong in their reasoning why. Everyone then thought the nail in the coffin would be variable interest rates, that less qualified home buyers would not be able to afford an increase in interest rates, which may be true, but interest rates haven’t been a problem.

What really happened was quite unexpected both in how it happened and to whom it happened. I don’t believe sub-prime is entirely to blame for the problems we’re seeing now, rather it’s much broader than that. Simply put, people, lots of people, not just poor people, got upside down on their mortgages. This wasn’t just recent home buyers, but long-time home owners. They watched thousands of home shows on cable television, sponsored by big box home improvement centers, telling them how to increase the value of their home and they went out and got second and third mortgages to finance home remodels.

They just had to have granite countertops. Now those same shows are already telling people that those granite countertops, they just spent thousands of dollars to have installed and haven’t even finished paying off yet, are on their way out. Home Depot and HGTV have taken a page from the fashion world and worked to accelerate the interior design cycle.

Home owners falling for this marketing tactic have effectively started over as first-time home buyers. Everyone who could buy a home, bought one, and everyone who had any equity in their home tapped it out to improve their homes and make it worth more. They went from bad bets on dot coms to bad bets on their homes.

Now there’s no one left to sell their homes to. So home prices fall and since no one has any equity everyone is upside down on their mortgages, owing more to the banks than they can get for their home.

The nail in the coffin is the job market. There’s no permanency in jobs any longer. Jobs generally don’t last more than a couple of years. People job hop first and worry about selling their house later. Now they’ve got themselves in a situation were they’ve moved to another city, and their stuck with their old house because they can’t sell it for enough to pay off the mortgage and they don’t have any savings left to pay off the difference since they gave it all to Home Depot, ironically to increase the value of their home.

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It’s about time Nasdaq!

Nasdaq is letting go of the 15 minute delay on stock quotes listed on its exchange. Google, Yahoo, WSJ, and CNBC will all reportedly be providing Nasdaq’s quotes in real time. So what, big deal, Freerealtime.com has been giving away quotes in real time for a decade. And anyone who really needs instantaneous quotations gets them from better sources anyway for both the Nasdaq and the NYSE. Still, it’s about time.

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Market Mistress: where the skirts are high and the finance is lowdown and dirty

shortskirt Yet Another Chance for Rich Dudes to Score Hot Chicks -Radar

"Fashion Meets Finance"—the latest match-making event from the minds who brought you the similarly themed "Rich Old Guys With Hot Young Chicks" and "Rich Old Women With Hot Young Dudes" speed dating events—another can’t miss attempt at carefully engineered social Darwinism.

The premise is pretty simple: Throw banker dudes into a room with fashion publicists and Bloomingdales buyers and watch the sparks fly.

The Rich: Recession’s Whiniest Victims -Gawker links to NYT

One of her clients recently confessed that his net worth had decreased to $8 million from more than $20 million, and he thinks that his wife will leave him. He has hidden their fall in fortune by taking on debt to pay for her extravagant clothes and vacations."

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Corporate Sleaze: it’s never ending.

Shake-Up at French Bank After Trading Scandal

Once expected to succeed Mr. Bouton at the helm of the bank, Mr. Mustier was in charge of all investment banking and trading during the period that a trader, Jérôme Kerviel, accumulated 50 billion euros, or $77.7 billion, in unauthorized bets, which cost Société Générale 4.9 billion euros to unravel in January.

Wall Street’s Graveyard -Portfolio, found on Dealbreaker

Here’s a walk through Wall Street’s graveyard of once powerful banking names.

What’s Behind Wall Street’s Rift Over Fed?

…a rift has developed on Wall Street over whether access to funds from the Federal Reserve is worth the price of increased regulation. Lehman Brothers is reportedly willing to accept the regulation while Goldman Sachs is said to oppose it, and is willing to give up access to the new Fed facility if necessary.

Moody’s Implied Ratings Show MBIA, Ambac Turn to Junk

he team from Moody’s Analytics, which operates separately from Moody’s ratings division, uses credit-default swap prices as an alternative system of grading debt. These so-called implied ratings often differ significantly from Moody’s official grades.

The implied ratings frequently show that swap traders think debt is in more danger of defaulting than Moody’s credit ratings signify. And here’s the kicker: The swaps traders are usually right.

"When I first saw this product, my reaction was, `Goodness gracious, Moody’s has got a product that is basically publicizing where the market disagrees with Moody’s,”’ says David Munves, managing director for credit strategy research at Moody’s Analytics.

The title isn’t very fitting really, should be something more like Moody’s Comes Out of the Closet.

10 Years for Ex-Banker Convicted of Insider Trading

A former Credit Suisse investment banker convicted of insider trading was sentenced to 10 years in prison by a judge who said Wall Street professionals were failing to understand that it was a serious crime to cheat in the markets.

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Great Speculations: How One Smoker Quit

How One Smoker Quit -Freakonomics

A few weeks ago, we posted an item about an ad executive in Australia named James Hurman who auctioned off his smoking habit, agreeing to pay a steep fine (about $800) for every cigarette he smoked after the auction closed. He wound up selling the contract, he writes, “for NZ $300 [about US $240] to somebody at the agency where I work — someone close enough to know if I owe them!”

People will speculate on anything these days.

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Pandas know, oh they know

panda Did China’s pandas know the quake was coming? -NewScientist

the pandas at Wolong roused themselves in the minutes before the quake struck and began acting "in a strange manner".

Most of the "evidence" is anecdotal, but it can be compelling. Buffalo were said to have stampeded to the top of a hill just before the Asian tsunami in 2004.

Maybe pandas can detect a market crash coming. If so, I’d get me a panda and be like "Hey panda, what you acting all twitchy like that for? You think it’s time to sell, Mr. Panda?"

This panda over here –> looks kinda worthless to me though.

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Three types of people

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Let go of what you think you know

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So fitting.

David Plant

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Econ-o-rama: Economic Complexity

chaos A Brave Army of Heretics -economicprincipals.com

For the last 125 years, however, ever since the views of Leon Walras and other theorists of general equilibrium became encoded in a famous textbook of Alfred Marshall (or, rather, partially encoded), technical economists have viewed the economy as a system in which individuals deal with one another only through the market mechanism, reacting to signals about prices and quantities as if they were determined by some central authority, best thought of as an auctioneer. Individual actors adapt as best they can to market signals which they are powerless to affect, until some sort of balance between supply and demand is achieved. Then things settle down and no individual has any reason to change his behavior, unless some external “shock” to the system occurs.

Prior to sub-prime implosion, the risk management techniques were derived from this same theoretical viewpoint on how people interact with one another in the markets. The theories were misguided and flat-out wrong. Real risk is far more complex. To complex, in fact, for the quants to get a handle on pushing pencils and punching numbers on their geeky HP calculators. So they chose instead to just ignore the risks they could not explain, or write formulas to manage. Misguided, unpracticed, collegiate theories. Same thing that happened to LTCM. They didn’t learn then and they aren’t learning now, because money managers making the same mistakes speculating in China and commodities, which is where they’ve got your pension tucked away, also safe and sound, yeah right.

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The Gambler

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Source: Culturegraph

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